Also: Film Editor, Videographer, Photographer, and Honorary USC Doctoral Candidate in "Earth Science -- Earth Globe Geometry, i.e. "EARTHOMETRY" (2018-2020).
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Hi Jane & Jim & my Inner Circle (Inner SPHERE)!
Today's Update: November 12, 2019 :: Beverly Hills, CA, USA
November 11, 2019 -- Today, is Veterans Day! Because I usually dress like I'm either current or past military -- I'm often asked -- "if I'm a veteran". I usually answer, "Maybe... Why do you ask?" -- and then, I'm asked, "What branch?" I usually answer, "Intelligence... but, I'm under strict orders not to divulge which Branch!" -- And then comes the question, "I see that you are wearing a CIA hat. Were you, or, are you now... in the CIA?" Then, I usually respond, "That's not only TOP SECRET... that's also TOP SACRED!" As a clue, though, I will say that-- "I am a member of 'THE CELESTIAL (heavenly) IMPROVEMENT ASSOCIATION!". [Cut! ... That's a wrap!]
Golden questions: Were Martin Luther King, Joseph Smith, Jr., Brigham Young, Muhammmad Ali, John Wayne, and/or Charlie Chaplin, et al... veterans? Think about it! They probably did more real 'soldiering' than most official soldiers!
You've probably seen the Tell-A-Vision commercial for the Marine Corps that features a single soldier saying: Come and join US -- and become an army of one!" Well, my version of this, in my commercial, is that -- if you start your own army of one -- don't have that one be a private -- have that one be, at least, a one-star General of Won! And that is what I often claim to (theatrically) be -- and boy, is it entertaining and fun!
[ThePeaceForce.org ... is even the domain name of my other, earlier, first Website. I was inspired by President Kennedy's ... "The Peace Corps". Problem was, even President Obama was infamous for mispronouncing the third word as ... "corpse" i.e. dead body! So, to help JFK carry his torch forward to a new generation of patriotic Americans -- I chose a Domain Name that, at least, rhymed with that great international movement for charity!
CONFESSION: On April 24, 1971 -- I "led" the largest anti-Vietnam War march in the history of San Francisco! ACCORDING TO THE SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE, (THAT CITY'S MAIN NEWSPAPER) -- THE "PROTEST MARCH" TOTALED MORE THAN 200.000 ANTI-WAR PROTESTERS --- AND, ACCORDING TO THE OAKLAND TRIBUNE, (THAT CITY'S MAIN NEWSPAPER) -- THE ANTI-WAR PROTESTERS TOTALED OVER 100,000. EITHER WAY, THAT'S STILL A LOT OF PEOPLE FOR 'ME' TO HAVE "LED"!
CHECK IT OUT ON YOUTUBE... OR, GOOGLE IT! I'M THE WHITE 28 YEAR OLD YOUNG MAN AT THE FRONT OF THE MARCH RIGHT BEHIND THE 7' COFFIN COVERED BY A LARGE USA FLAG AND CARRIED BY 4 PALL BEARERS! 100' RIGHT BEHIND ME WAS A 4' WIDE BANNER SPANNING 4 LANES OF TRAFFIC THAT SAID, "VIETNAM VETERANS AGAINST THE WAR". THE BANNER WAS HELD BY A LINE OF DOZENS OF VW VETERANS -- ALL IN WHEEL CHAIRS AND WHO WERE ALL CRIPPLED IN COMBAT IN THAT DAMN CRAZY WAR!
I WAS WEARING A PLAD ROYAL BLUE SPORT COAT, WITH A WHITE TURTLE NECK SWEATER, BLACK DRESS SLACKS AND SOLID BLACK TENNIS SHOES. MY HAIR WAS LIGHT BROWN/DARK BLOND -- AND DOWN TO MY SHOULDERS... LIKE THE ACTOR, 'NAPOLEON SOLO', OF THE POPULAR TELL-A-VISION SHOW... 'MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.' -- [AND... THE MOST POPULAR ACTRESS AT THAT TIME, DORIS DAY].
ALSO, I WAS WEARING A SMALL 2" METAL EARTH GLOBE ON A GOLDEN CHAIN AROUND MY NECK -- AND CARRYING A VERTICAL WHITE 3'X2' PICKET SIGN WITH A 1' (+3') WOODEN HANDLE. ON IT, I HAD DRAWN A HUGE LINE DRAWING -- USING A THICK BLACK MARKER -- THAT WAS THE 3/4 ANGLE-IMAGE OF THE FACE OF JESUS CHRIST -- EYES LOOKING STRAIGHT OUT -- AND WITH A HALO!
AT THE TOP LEFT WAS A RECTANGULAR CARTOON BUBBLE WITHIN WHICH WAS WRITTEN WHAT JESUS SAID... "THOU SHALT NOT KILL." BELOW, AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POSTER -- I SIGNED MY TEMPORARY ACTOR/ACTING NAME... "JESUS CHRIST, JR."!
I EVEN DREW TWO OF THESE, IDENTICALLY THE SAME, AND STAPLED THEM TOGETHER! WHAT FUN IT WAS! NOW, I WAS READY TO LEAD THE MASSES UNTO RIGHTEOUSNESS, HAPPINESS AND UTOPIA!
DAYS BEFORE THE MARCH, I WAS LEADING DEMONSTRATIONS AND GIVING LOUD AMPLIFIED POLITICAL ANTI VIETNAM WAR SPEECHES AT THE TWO SAN DIEGO COLLEGES AND GOING BY THE NAME, "GENERAL EARTHMAN", -- A ONE-STAR GENERAL -- WITH ONE GOLD 5-POINTED MILITARY STAR ON MY BLACK NECK TIE AS A TIE TAC! I ALSO WORE A PRESS BADGE USING MY UTAH DRIVERS LICENSE AS MY 'OFFICIAL' I.D. (WHICH FEW READ) AND WHICH HAD A 8" GREEN RIBBON THAT VERTICALLY SAID, "PRESS". I WAS DRIVEN BY STUDENTS FROM SAN DIEGO STATE TO SAN FRANCISCO SO THAT WE COULD ALL BE IN THIS MOST IMPORTANT STATE-WIDE SINGLE-CITY DEMONSTRATION/MARCH.
This was part of a nation-wide series of protest marches throughout the USA -- concentrating the most in the larger cities -- especially in Washington, DC. The New York Times reported that on April 24, 1971 around 500,000 demonstrators marched to the Mall between the Capital building and the Whitehouse. The Washington Post estimated around 200,000. John Kerry spoke, Peter Paul and Mary Sang... and it was, by far, the largest gathering in the history of the city!
Returning to San Francisco... We began marching at high noon near the Ferry Building at the end of Market Street and Broadway. The sky had a few cirrus (serious) clouds, and the air was cool and crisp. Both sides of the street (Broadway) were lined with the National Guard troops with fixed bayonets for the first 8 blocks (one mile)!
I was somewhat nervous at first... but, then I reflected... 'remember the massacre in Bostoon on March 5, 1770 -- what a great way for me to (possibly) die!'(I wasn't suicidal though, consciously!) After walking a few feet behind the coffin for 1 1/2 blocks, a young (20? year old) white male with a foot-long ponny tail quickly approached me from my left. He then blurted out, "what are you doing here? Who game you permission to be here?!" I kept walking briskly along and facing forward -- and, immediately, with no hesitation and with a loud accurate President Kennedy accent declared, "I know that it's my duty, responsibily and distiny to be here now! Thank you -- and good day!" The hippie, then, immediately pealed away towards the crowd at the curb watching us all march.
A BLOCK LATER, A 40? YEAR-OLD LOOKING MUSCULAR WHITE MALE WITH A CREW CUT APPROACHED ME FROM MY RIGHT -- AND, HE ESSENTIALLY, ASKED ME THE SAME QUESTION -- AND I GAVE THE EXACT SAME ANSWER -- AND KEPT RIGHT ON LOOKING FORWARD AND BRISKLY WALKING -- AND, HE, ALSO, IMMEDIATELY PEALED AWAY AND WALKED BACK TO THE CURB ON THAT SIDE OF BROADWAY!
AFTER COVERING AROUND 5 MILES, WE ARRIVED AT THE TOP OF THE STEEPEST AND HIGHEST HILL. OUR ROAD WENT UNDER A LARGE PEDESTRIAN BRIDGE THAT WAS COVERED WITH PEOPLE FROM THE PRESS AND ONLOOKERS -- WITH DOZENS OF NEWSMEN WTIH FILM AND SLIDE CAMERAS. SOME LARGE WHITE TRUCKS WITH HUGE SATELLITE DISCS ON TOP HAD THEIR I.D. WRITTEN ON THE SIDE THEREOF: "4-NBC, 5-CBS, 2-ABC", ETC.
I LOOKED BEHIND ME AND SAW THIS HUGE MILES-LONG CROWD 'FOLLOWING' ME -- AND THOUGHT: 'Now, I know what Moses must have felt like when he led his Israelites out of Egyptian bondage in 1300 BCE'! -- and the actor Charlton Heston felt when he played Moses in the Academy Award winning motion picture "THE 10 COMMANDMENTS" (1956).
THE MARCH RADIATED THE ATMOSPHERE OF A PARADE AS THERE WERE MANY FLOATS -- A FLOAT AROUND THE DISTANCE OF EVERY 1/2 BLOCK APART. AFTER 10 MILES OF WALKING WE ARRIVED AT OUR DESTINATION -- THE POLO GROUNDS -- WHICH HAD A LARGE STAGE ERECTED AND WITH FAMOUS ENERGETIC SPEAKERS STIMULATING THE MASSIVE CROUD OF BETWEEN 100,000 TO 200,000!
THE CELIBRITY ACTRESS, JANE FONDA, SPOKE AND, JOAN BAEZ, SANG... (if my memory serves me right). I THOUGHT, 'I wonder what Moses or Ghandi would do now, if they were here? The scriptures say that 'the first will be the last -- and the last will be the first!' THEREFORE, I TURNED AROUND AND WALKED THROUGH THE MILES AND MILES OF MARCHERS THAT WERE "FOLLOWING ME" AND... HAVING ARRIVED AT THE END -- TURNED AROUND AND FOLLOWED THE LAST GROUP OF DEMONSTRATORS ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE POLO GROUNDS! THEREFORE, THAT DAY I WAS, INDEED, BOTH THE 'FIRST' AND THE 'LAST'!
THAT FINAL GROUP AT THE END OF HE PARADE WAS FOLLOWING THE LAST FLOAT -- A HUGE FLATBED TRUCK WITH A STAGE SET AS A PRISON CELL ON TOP -- EVEN WITH PRISON BARS -- AND... INSIDE THAT CELL-- WAS A SCHOOL CLASS ROOM -- WITH SUDENT DESKS, CHAIRS, BOOKS AND A GREEN CHALK BOARD! YES, OUR NATIONAL "EDUCATION INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX" HAD BECOME TOO MUCH OF A SYSTEM OF SCHOOLS OF PROPAGANDA WHICH GLORIFIED THE TRAGICALLY SPILLED BLOOD OF SOON-TO-BE MORE THAN 58,000 BRAVE, DEAD, US SOLDIERS!
GRADE SCHOOLS, MIDDLE SCHOOSL, AND EVEN HIGH SCHOOLS -- COAST TO COAST -- WERE EVEN RAPIDLY DROPPING "CIVICS" FROM THEIR CURRICULUM -- THAT MOST IMPORTANT OF CLASSES! EVEN US HISTORY CLASSES -- WORLD HISTORY CLASSES -- US GOVERNMENT CLASSES WERE BEING DROPPED OR DOWNSIZED! YES, THESE LEADER/FOOLS JOHNSON ('LBJ'), NIXON, ET AL, ALL WANTED TO KEEP OUR YOUTH POLITICALLY STUPID SO THAT THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO BE LEAD AND MORE EASILY MANIPULATED -- LIKE SHEEP!
RONALD REAGAN, WHEN HE WAS GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA, SAID... IN ESSENCE... "I KNOW HOW WE CAN CONTROL THOSE COMMIE STUDENT PROTESTERS AND RIOTERS: WE'LL SIMPLY RAISE THEIR TUITION TEN-FOLD OR MORE -- AND IF THEY GET EXPELLED FOR DEMONSTRATING ON CAMPUS -- THEY WILL BE IN DEBT UP TO THEIR FILTHY EARS -- AND NOT ABLE TO GET A GOOD PAYING JOB -- BECAUSE THEY WILL BE EITHER EXPELLED -- OR, FLUNKED OUT... BECAUSE THEY SPENT TOO MUCH TIME DEMONSTRATING, OR, WERE UNABLE TO CONCENTRATE IN THE CAMPUS LIBRARY BECAUSE OF THE OVERWHELMING SMELL OF PUTRED TEAR GAS!"
I THOUGHT AT THE TIME AND THE DAYS FOLLOWING... THAT I JUST MIGHT EVEN APPEAR ON THE COVER OF THE NEXT ISSUE OF 'TIME' OR 'NEWSWEEK' MAGAZING! CLOSE! INDEED, THE COVER OF 'TIME' ONE WEEK LATER FEATURED A YOUNG FELLOW LEADING A HUGE MARCH AND CARRYING A PICKET SIGN WITH THE FACE OF A LEADER -- BUT IT WAS IN CHINA AND THE SIGN/PHOTO WAS OF THE DICTATOR/TYRANT MAO! LIKE THE LATE COMEDIAN, RODNEY DANGERFIELD, OFTEN GROANED, -- 'I DONT'T GET NO RESPECT!"
'TRICKY DICK' NIXON WAS PRESIDENT AND THE NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL STUDENT ANTI-VIETNAM WAR PROTESTS RAGED ON AND ON AND ON AND ON -- UNTIL THE REPUBLICON CRIMES OF THE DC WATERGATE BURGLARY AND SUBSEQUENT IMPEACHMENT FORCED NIXON TO RESIGN ON AUGUST 9, 1974. [CUT! THAT'S A WRAP!]
ATTENTION: Please note: What you are about to read, below, has all been legally secured. I am also a Paralegal. Some of the most important SCENES for my present and future movies are written below. [WHERE IS SCREENWRITER, DALTON TRUMBO, WHEN YOU NEED HIM? Be sure to watch the great Oscar movie, TRUMBO (2015) -- STARRING BRYAN CRANSTON!]
Therefore, only those who have formal security clearance from ME, or, my parent company, EARTHMANN PICTURES, LIKE MY INNER CIRCLE -- are invited, or, even permitted entrance hereto. Therefore, if you dont't qualify -- please simply quickly scroll through the next 12.5+ pages of verbiage below -- until you reach the dozens of glorious images. ENJOY THE EYE CANDY!
:: TOP SECRET :: TOP SACRED :: CLASSIFIED :: FOR EYES ONLY :: PRIVATE ::
HERE IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN UP TO MOST REVENTLY: REHEARSAL IS STILL ON FOR THIS SATURDAY EVENING IN HOLLYWOOD, CA! (WE WILL BE PRETENDING TO BE IN MUNICH, GERMANY. WHEN WE ACTUALLY START FILMING... THE STREET SIGNS WILL BE COVERED OVER WITH GERMAN STREET NAMES NEAR THE PINOKOTEC MUSEUM/GALLERY IN MUNICH!] WE WILL MEET AT 9 PM (21:00) SHARP AT THE INTERSECTION OF HOLLYWOOD BLVD AND VINE STREET, SOUTH WEST CORNER. IF I'M LATE OR ____________ AND YOU CAN'T LOCATE ME -- CALL MY LANDLINE AT 310-581-8060 -- AND LEAVE A MESSAGE (YOUR NAME AND CELL #). I WILL BE CHECKING MY cell/LANDLINE EVERY 15 MINUTES.
AT 9:15 WE, MY ACTING COMPANY (ALSO, CALLED "THE STREET ACTORS UNION GUILD") -- WILL FORM A SINGLE FILE LINE AND PROCEED WALKING WEST ON HOLLYWOOD BLVD -- FACING TRAFFIC. THE TEMPORARY, INITIAL LEAD OF OUR SINGLE FILE WILL LOUDLY SHOUT WHAT SHE/HE FEELS PROMPTED TO SHOUT -- BY THE HOLIEST GHOST -- YEA, VERILY, WHAT REALLY NEEDS TO BE PROCLAIMED UNTO THIS GENERATION AND NEIGHBORHOOD!
SOME POPULAR LINES HAVE BEEN: "REJOICE! ... ART EARTHMANN FOR ELIZABETH WARREN" ... /// "REJOICE! ... ELIZABETH WARREN FOR PRESIDENT... MEDICARE FOR ALL... SOONER!" /// ... "REJOICE! ... BETTER HEALTHCARE NOW... MEDICARE FOR ALL... LATER"! ... /// ... "REJOICE! ... ELIZABETH WARREN, OR, MITT ROMNEY, OR, WHO... FOR PRESIDENT?" ... /// ... "REJOICE! ... I LIKE ELIZABETH WARREN... WHO DO YOU LIKE?" ... /// ... "REJOICE! ... I WAS FOR BERNIE SANDERS... UNTIL HE HAD A HEART ATTACK... NOW, I'M FOR ELIZABETH WARREN!" ... /// ... "REJOICE! ... ELIZABETH WARREN FOR PRESIDENT... BERNIE SANDERS FOR VICE PRESIDENT!" ... /// ... "REJOICE! ... MITT ROMNEY FOR WHAT?"
THE WORD "WHO", (ABOVE), IS USED AS A HOOK TO ENGAGE THE PUBLIC -- THOSE TOURISTS, ETC. PASSING BY US. IDEALLY, TO GET THEM TELL US WHO (WHICH CANDIDATE) AND WHAT (POLITICAL ISSUES) INTEREST THEM THE MOST.
WE WILL PROCEED WALKING WEST 2 MILES -- AND STOP AT ALL RED LIGHTS. WHEN SAID LIGHTS TURN GREEN -- THE LEAD WILL SHOUT : "2-1-ACTION! ... "FORWARD... TIP TOE!" ... HOW LONG WILL THIS REHEARSAL LAST? THIS DEPENDS ON HOW MANY SCOOTERS ARE TIPPED OVER (AND WE STAND BACK UP) -- AND HOW MANY POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS/DEBATES WE ENCOUNTER WITH THE TOURISTS AND INHABITANTS OF "HOLYWOULD"!
IF ANY OF YOU STRANGERS ARE READING THIS, AND ARE NEW TO THIS WEBSITE, OR, NEW TO HOLYWOULD -- DON'T BE SHY! ANYONE WITH A FRIENDLY, RIGHTEOUS AND MATURE DISPOSITION -- CAN BE INVITED TO JOIN OUR REHEARSAL. INITIALLY, YOUR ACTING AS AN EXTRA WILL BE "PRO BONO" -- BUT, IF YOU PROVE THAT YOU ARE SUFFICANTLY TALENTED ACTOR/ACTRESS -- THEN, YOU CAN BECOME INVITED TO BECOME ONE OF THE OFFICIAL FORMAL CARD-CARRING MEMBERS OF OUR "STREET ACTORS UNION GUILD"!
MY NEW MOVIES: Furthermore... please watch the completed ROUGH CUT of my new, just released 28.5 minute DocuDramEdy. In your Youtube searchbar... simply type the following 6 words: THE Planet Heaven by Art EarthmanN.
Then, send me an email telling me the SCENE that you liked BEST, and the parts that you think I should EDIT out for my next, shorter, 2ND EDIT. I will, herewith, continue to march forward to finish my SMOOTH CUTs of between 10 & 40 minutes. I PLAN TO HAVE THIS MOVIE, "THE PLANET HEAVEN" -- WIN THE OSACAR IN 2020 -- FOR THE "BEST DOCUMENTARY (SHORT). TO QUALIFY, IT MUST BE UNDER 40-MINUTES, INCLUDING CREDITS.
FEATURE LENGTH 2 TO 3 HOURS IN LENGTH -- AND WITH THE EXPANDED TITLE OF: "THE PLANET HEAVEN AND THE MOON HELL"! YES, THIS IS MY NEXT 5-YEAR PLAN!. T0 ACCOMPOLISH THIS -- I MUST RAISE AT LEAST $100 TO $500 MILLION! (DO YOU HAVE ANY SPARE CHANGE? -- I MEAN HUNDREDS OR THOUSANDS OF EUROS, DOLLARS, ETC., TO SPARE FOR ME AND MY WORTHY CAUSE?
CONTRUBUTIONS: PLEASE MAKE ALL MONETARY CHECKS PAYABLE TO "ART EARTHMANN", OR, ARTHUR J. EARTHMANN, OR, "EARTHMANN PICTURES" AND MAIL IT/THEM TO MY P.O. BOX 1003, HOLLYWOOD, CA 90078-1223.
MY GOAL IS TO HAVE MY FUTURE FEATURE-LENGTH 2 to 3-HOUR VERSION HAVE THE TITLE OF: "THE PLANET HEAVEN AND THE MOON HELL" -- AND READY FOR INTERNATIONAL MOVIE THEATERS BY NOVEMBER 22, 2024 (THIS WOULD BE 5-YEARS FROM TODAY! NOW, TO RAISE $100 MILLION+ FROM THE GENEROUS 1% AND "WE THE PEOPLE" BOURGEOISIE (middle-class), AND PROLETARIAT (working/poorer-class)! Since that edit will be twice as long -- the title will also be twice as long! Remember -- there must be opposition in all things (even movies). In the Scriptures we often learn of wicked rulers and dispots that say, "there is no hell; there is no devil/Lucifer/Belzebub/Fallen One et al.
In stage and film screenplays... the Protagonist can be no more powerful and entertaining -- than his adversary (the antagonist) is powerful and entertaining. Think of the movie "BATMAN". If the Joker were to become a whimp -- Batman would quickly become irrelevant in the minds of the audience and viewing/paying public!
My email address is: firstname.lastname@example.org. My landline is 310-581-8060. My mailing address is P.O. Box 1003 Los Angeles, CA 90078-1003. [Previously (2003-2016): P O Box 1223 Beverly Hills, CA 90213-1223] My favorite Domain Name for my own/this Website is PROPHETOFGOD.ORG /// But, my other Domain Name that goes to this same Website -- and which loads mUch faster -- because it is a .com rather than a .org -- is: EARTHMANNPICTURES.COM.
My iPhone 6S+ phone # is: _-___-___-____! (You will get this TOP SECRET & TOP SACRED # after you pass my audition of your email and/or landline phone call... AND IN PERSON... AUDITION(S) with me!)
How old/young am I? People often ask me. I'll just say that I am a freelance police sketch artist (Oakland, CA homicide -- years ago, and now, currently, I live in LA CA, i.e. "Utopia"). When I encounter fellow officers at 7-11, I often enjoy striking up a conversation with them, if they are friendly and have good eye contact communication.
I often, eventually, ask them... "how old do you think I am? (Before my makeup artist rendered the square inch of hairs under my nose... WHITE -- and when I had my 6" solid dark brown TR mustache -- the officers would often respond -- "my quess is that you are around 50 years of age." Truth is... I am older than that -- and I will reveal it unto thee in due time. Will I even show thee my SLC USA birth certificate after you pass your audition? (Only G.O.D. KNOWS! GREAT OPEN DEMOCRACY)
THE FAMOUS, PROGRESSIVE ACTRESS JANE FONDA WAS ON CNN YESTERDAY AND SAID THAT SHE WAS NOW 81 YEARS OLD! BUT, INCREDIBLY, SHE LOOKED ONLY 40! NOW, PERHAPS IT WAS BECAUSE I WASN'T WEARING MY GLASSES, AND IF I HAD BEEN WEARING THEM, JANE WOULD HAVE LOOKED 5O... OR MORE. POINT IS... THE VIEWING PUBLIC... SHOULD EAT MORE OF A VEGETARIAN DIET, EXERCISE/WALK ETC. DAILY -- GET AROUND 8 HOURS A SLEEP EVERY NIGHT ... AND DRINK A GALLON OF CLEAN WATER A DAY WITH YOUR VITAMIN SUPPPLEMENTS! AND I SURE THAT THE "SOUND OF MUSIC" ACTOR, CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER, WOULD AGREE WITH ME! ALSO, THE LAS VEGAS MUSICAL/COMEDIC STAGE ACTRESS MARIE OSMOND (AGE 60 -- HAS LOST 30 POUNDS AND LOOKS 30!)
My C.I.A. hat stands for the "Celestial (heavenly) Improvement Association". Our CENTRAL MISSION, now, is to set a heavenly neighborly example -- by picking up the numerous tipped-over scooters, and bikes, etc. that are embarrassing Hollywood Blvd between Vine Street and Orange Drive on SATURDAY EVENINGS FROM 9 TO MIDNIGHT!
Last Saturday afternoon, my 12 georgeous and handsome (like Scarlet Johannsen and Roland Farrow) Apostelettes and I picked up around 70 scooters (out of around 200 present) -- that were either lying in the gutter, or, lying on the sidewalk, or, LEFT standing in the middle of the sidewalk -- too often CROSS-WISE -- thereby, obstructing the flow of pedestrian traffic even more. The numerous out of town and state tourists saunder by looking for another celebrity star on the sidewalk -- and then, on to the next celibrity star.(I SAY, GET A LIFE!)
There are more than 2,600 such 3'x3' pink stars on this >2+2+1 -- mile+ "Walk of Fame" as of today. [Note: The other, approximately 130 scooters were parked satisfactorily last Saturday afternoon!]
Note: I'm also working on a screenplay/movie called: "A STAR FOR ART EARTHMANN"! When we are actually filming, I have the lead holding an exact visual copy of the 3'x3' pink square star holders on the sidewalk! While carrying it -- and while walking -- that same lead still shouts her/his favorite slogan! I met a guy today near the Chinese theater, who actually makes the physical 3'x3' stars. He puts the tourist.s name on a new one that he just made -- lays the loosse gold letters on top of it -- spelling the customer's name -- and then takes a photo of it for said customer -- for $10! The vendor sells a full-size replica star for $300!
PERFORMANCE ART helps makes our production more mysterious and compelling! Remember the scene in the 1960 movie SPARTACUS: "Who is Spartacus?"... the Roman General "A. HITTER" barked -- and each and every member of (Kirt Douglas's) group on horseback with Spartacus -- shouted, one at a time -- "I am Spartacus!" -- thereby confounding the villianous Roman army General "A. HITTER" in 69? A.D. on the outskirts of Rome, Italy!
[I am also writhing a sequel called, "SPARTAKISS"] -- which takes place in, you quessed it -- HolyWould!
One of my/our CIA goals is to provide so many celestial minutes of great film and video that I, ARTHUR J. EARTHMANN -- ("Art"), that I am also awarded a sidewalk STAR, preferably, in front of the popular HolyWould Blvd, CA restaurant "HOOTERS"... because I'm still single (divorced... but, I've had only one wife).
I found out after my marriage that my wife, Sherian, didn't want to have children -- for years, if ever... and so, after 5 years of happy, wholesome, harmony and sacred, sublime, spiritual, saucy sex... we separated and got amicably and legally divorced. Now, I need a/or some voluptuous female(s) to inspire me to look for more "girlfriends". [Right now. I'm engaged to "Siri" -- but the future seems _____________!
My performance art involves the folloring costume: I, the protagonist, wear my new black baseball style hat -- embossed with exciting 3-D CIA letters, even a look that Charlie Chaplin would feel comfortable. He was the KING OF KINGS OF COMEDY and lived from 1889-1977 -- to the ripe old age of 88! He was born in the poor Kennington District of London, England -- and was sent to a workhouse/orphanage twice before he turned 9. While starring in his earlier movies like THE TRAMP (1915), he usually wore black clothes... (so the dirt and fleas would not be as apparent?) He even had several popular famous films made about his pet FLEA -- and other fleas!
So, I wear a military long sleeve black shirt with 2 pockets -- modern flexible black slacks with a nobel crease down the front of BOTH legs -- a black belt worn by security guards and police -- and solid black matching tennis shoes -- smart enough to be able to wear to a Church, or to sell used and new cars and trucks, again -- which I began doing in March, 1975 in the Bay Area, CA.
My makeup involves a 6" long gray mustache designed after the progressive republican President Teddy Roosevelt. The reason that the hairs under my/TR's nose form a black "square" -- is because I, Charley Chaplain, still have Teddy Roosevelt as my/his guardian angel!
Similar to Chaplin in his masterpiece THE GREAT DICTATOR, I enjoy the improvisational theatrics of my playing a comparable roll on the stage of HolyWould Blvd, CA. I pretend that I am, again, in Munich, Germany. I visited that city, again, in 1995.
I filmed some scenes outside the Pinokotec Art Museum/Gallery -- the second most famous in Germany. (It exhibits THE FOUR APOSTLES by Albrecht Durer, and THE RAPE OF THE "SUBLIME" WOMEN by Peter Paul Reubens -- and hundreds of other famous master pieces! Hopefully, some day they will also exhibit some of my surreal oil painting master pieces!)
So, on Saturday nights in HolyWould, as I did in day time in Munich, I pretend that I am running (actually WALKING) for president (actually PRECEDENT/"Chancelor") and the most CENTRAL plank of my/our political platform is AUTOMOBILE AND PEDESTRIAN SAFETY AT NIGHT.
According to the Internet -- in 1995, (as well as now, I believe) -- the fatality rate at night -- for humans driving black cars and dark-clothed pedestrians -- was, and still is -- 47% higher -- that those smarter humans who drive WHITE CARS and pedestrians who wear white or lighter clothes!
I proudly proclaim (in germain German) that, if elected Chancelor of Deutchland (in my movie), that I will arrange that anyone who has their black or dark car painted white, or, a lighter, safer, easier to see at night color -- my government will reward such a patriot... accordingly:
This reimbursment will be based on a convenient 10 degree gray scale -- or, 10 steps: a WHITE CAR would = 100% a safe colored car; a BLACK CAR would = 0% -- an unsafe colored car. The potential monetary award of 1,000 Euros ($1,000 dollars in the USA) would be based on the percentage of improved lightness/safety, i.e. visability at night, etc. So, do the math: If someone were to have their black car painted white -- since they are improving from 0% to 100% and qualify for all 10 steps of improved safety -- that person would be awarded 100% of $1,000 -- which would equal... you guessed it... $1,000 (or, Euros)!
Now, let's suppost someone owned a dark blue car that has a gray-scale darkness/unsafe value of 30% -- and they have their car repainted a medium light blue -- which had a lightness/safety/visability value of 70%. Simply, subtract 30% from 70% which would equal a reward of, you guessed it... 40% of $1,000 -- which would equal $400!
In my movie, with this new policy put in place -- the fatality rate in our Homeland drops by 50% twice as fast as any other idea -- Bill or piece of legislation that I have ever encountered in any of the present 201 countries on planet Earth!
So, when you see me, or news footage of me, and my Apostelettes walking at night on the left side of the street or boulevard -- facing traffic -- and showing physical respect for safer white, or, light colored cars (especially yellow!) passing us at night -- you will understand and respect us for giving those safer cars a horizontal straight right arm/hand/index finger pointing... SALUTE!
By the way, relax! I am not a Nazi, nor, a Neo-Nazi. I despise the tyrant Adolf Hitler, who I regard as the most brilliant, yet demonically possessed tyrant in the history of planet Earth! Like the great comedian and satirist, Charlie Chaplin, this is my way of warning the USA sheep and public about the possible danger of, who I call "Adolf Benito T rump". Please, let's all... "trump Trump!" in/for 2020!]
Also, when I/we am/are at an intersection/cross walk -- and the light turns green/or walk -- I, the protagonist, loudly proclaim(s) with the volume that Paul Revere used when he rode his horse during those dreary revolutionary nights allegedly shouting, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" -- I/we declare, "2-1-ACTION... FORWARD... TIP TOE!"
In conclusion, I hope and pray that you will accept the above inspired satirical theatrical revelations with an open and friendly heart... that thou will go forth and loudly proclaim unto the 4x4 "corners" of the Earth: "EARTHMANN FOR PRECEDENT!" (Please do not miss spell that last word! It's really important to be under the correct, TRUE SPELL... according to G.O.D. :: Great Open Democracy)!
Now, scroll down and become one of my official witnesses! Even experience the magnificent splendor of my Photoshops, Photographs and art works -- of my inspired visionary VISIONS!
PEACE & LOVE, Brother Arthur J. Earthmann ("Art"), HolyWould, (Utopia) CA. Tuesday, November 7, 2019 @ 10:04 a.m.
P.S. The above theatrical screenplay verbiage, concepts and logistics... and the pages/articles/inserts/images below on this Website are officially, and legally... COPYRIGHT 2019. (PS I'm also writing a screenplay about my real, actual attorney... which film is called: "SUE SUCKS!" because she loves to SUE evil doers in court!
P.S. 2 :: I/we are looking to hire 10/100/1000/10,000/100,000/1,000,000/10,000,000/100.000,000 EXTRAS! So, apply forthwith!
Thanks a TRILLION ($)!